Sable
Nude

Sometimes the sexiest smoke shows out there are also the most intimidating. We guess it comes with the territory! To Rena Mero–better known by her ex-World Wrestling Federation moniker Sable–clotheslines aren’t for laundry, they’re for knocking down opponents. This high-haired, big-boobed blonde has ridden wrestling’s resurgence better than any other biceps-busting babe of the ring, so when she filed a $110 million breach-of-contract suit against the WWF because it wanted her to expose her breasts, it looked like she was biting the hand that was feeding her. Her supposed modesty was thankfully short lived. Just take a gander at her great home video extravaganza Sable Unleashed (1997). You may not see a softer side of Sable, but you’ll certainly see skin, and lots of it. But for the best view of this titanic athlete’s toweringly awesome T&A, check out the 2003 thriller The Final Victim, in which Sable showered long and lustfully in a well-lit scene that’s guaranteed to turn the Hulk Hogan in your pants into a raging Andre the Giant. Just don’t assume your bulging pant muscle has any chance in an arm wrestling tournament with Sable! In the years since, Sable has been sagging in her nude work on TV and film, much to the chagrin of the flesh fanatics at Mr. Skin. Personally we think it would behoove her to entice us once again with her muscular booty and chesticles, but unfortunately Sable has put her goods back in the stable. Don’t keep them there forever, Rena!